![]() That’s Trent Baaaaaaalke, whom Leftwich reportedly wanted shitcanned before he signed onto this ash heap. They won’t have that luxury with Picnic Dad at the helm, because look who’s still the GM: Photo by NFL via Getty Images In a way, Urban Meyer’s tenure was a blessing because it distracted the general public, along with God himself, from the Jaguars’ deficiencies in every other aspect. ![]() And so they had to settle for the least revered Super Bowl-winning coach since Brian Billick. Then they wanted to hire Kevin O’Connell, only they literally forgot to put in an interview request for him during the open playoff window. The Jaguars were five seconds away from hiring Byron Leftwich as their head coach before Leftwich told them to go fuck themselves. Pederson’s hiring was the result of a search for Urban’s replacement that took so long that even Dan Snyder got impatient with it. ![]() I could make so much money simply by betting on the Jaguars to not accomplish things. No head coach has ever won a Super Bowl with two different franchises, and this man won’t be the first. Just enough time away from the league to watch the Eagles somehow prove themselves right in firing him. That’s former Eagles head coach Doug Pederson, who was out of work in 2021. ![]() Your coach: “WHO’S UP FOR A HOT DOG?!” Photo by James Gilbert/Getty Images Let’s see who the new guy in the barrel is… Things can’t possibly get worse, even though the 2021 Jags just proved that they always can. I will shit out a pristine sushi dinner before I see an NFL head coach destroy his career with such quickness and vigor. Pardon my vulgarity, I said, ‘Don’t you ever f–king kick me again!’ And his response was, ‘I’m the head ball coach, I’ll kick you whenever the f–k I want.’” And for a second, I couldn’t believe it actually happened. Which in the workplace, I don’t care if it’s football or not, the boss can’t strike an employee. “Truthfully, I’d register it as a five (out of 10). “It certainly wasn’t as hard as he could’ve done it, but it certainly wasn’t a love tap,” Lambo said. Urban stayed on with the Jaguars, only to get fired a couple of months later after it came out that he had kicked his own kicker: Did my man resign in the wake of this scandal? Sorry, but only a loser, perhaps one of his quality control assistants, would surrender to the woke mob so meekly. Urban then skipped out on a team meeting after that video was made public. There’s more! The video clip up above was taken less than a full month into the season, when Urban skipped out on the plane ride home from Cincinnati-a game in which Jacksonville racked up a 14-0 lead and still lost-to bump-n-grind, golf-bro style, with a random woman at his own, shitty steakhouse. He accused his own wideouts of running the wrong routes.Īnd that’s all of the minor shit. He called all of his assistant coaches losers, even though A) career records indicate that’s untrue, and B) HE’S THE ONE WHO FUCKING HIRED THEM. He benched the team’s best offensive player for fumbling and then had his assistant physically restrain that player from going back onto the field. He insisted that he was playing players who hadn’t played at all. He bailed on calling a QB sneak against the Titans because he said his quarterback wasn’t “ comfortable” running that play, only to have that same QB immediately tell the press that he was perfectly comfortable with it. Let me try to recap Urban’s first season in Jacksonville, although I’m bound to miss a humiliation or six. Meyer says it’s up to the team leaders to get everyone back on the same track: “The ownership of this team is with the players.”- Mark Long October 5, 2021 Aren’t these people professionals? How do you fuck up THIS badly? Who was in charge of this shit salad? 1 draft pick-the best QB prospect since Andrew Luck-got outplayed all season long by Mac Jones. They had an onside kick returned for a touchdown. They hired the Texans’ PR flack away from Houston only to watch her leave the NFL altogether at season’s end. They had a turnover differential of -20, seven worse than the next team. They lost to a Jets team that had 20 players out with COVID-19. They opened their season with a loss to a Texans outfit that, right up until that moment, was the most embarrassing organization in the league. Eleven of their losses came by double-digit margins. The 2021 Jaguars got dusted more often than a set of venetian blinds. Your 2021 record: 3-14, and I promise you that this team’s 1-15 season the year prior was more dignified. A message for #DUUUVAL /fmB3RGRexX- Jacksonville Jaguars September 20, 2021
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